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Wow I feel like this is gonna bee a good week for me. I am over my hangover and fillen better, and I gott sum good nooze this week frum sum peeple Im tryen to gett excloosive intervues withs, and I juss saved alotta $$$ on my car enshurance, ahahahh aI crak myself up. So whussup gente, yall have been draggen yalls draggen yalls ass on the emails. Yall dont wanna tok to me no more. Well thass how Mexicans are anywayz they hate on the Mexicans that are soopastars, ahahahahah thass twice alreddy I crakked myself up. Im suppostoo get sum caddarak serjury on my eyes ness week so yall wish mee luk with that homies. Now I hafta finda way to get the Latin Life to pay fur that.....................

Ress In Peece to the soopa blak loyer, aka Snoop Dogg' Savyer, aka OJ's Angel In Dessguyz, aka Jonnie Cokran, he died yesturday of a brayn tumer I think. Alotta peeple will miss his ass. Im sik and tired of heering about 2 things. The pinche Mikel Yaksun case and the Terri Shyvo stuff. Man I see sum mush of ther pedo , I think I can claim them on my taksis. I feel bad for homegurl pero they needa show it maybe once a week y yah!! thass it. Them dumasses needa desyde whish jail they wanna put this Mikel Yaksun Molester guy in alreddy. Oye judges and juree send him to Huntsville over heer in Tejas. He can sleep with all the boys that he wants too, and theez boys wont soo him. Hahahahahahah. Fur anybuddy that gives sh*t ther was anutha soonami on Munday, my sorces tell me ther was about......a little bitta peeple that dyed, but not as mush as the other one in Deesember. Ok yall so this week the big tok is about that noo brakefest sammich that Berger King has. They sed they made it big so peeple can get more fur ther pinche $$$$, and sum peeple say that it will add to are problem of fat peeple in Amerika. Plus it has enuff calerees to add up to same as eating 4 peeces of pizza, or 2 donuts, or 15 peeces of chikken, or one pinche Starbux chake or whutever those bolillos call it, for brakefest everytime yoo eat one. I'll take 2 pleez and a dyet coke, I gotta wash my figgure................................................

Well lass weeks questshun was “Should parents cover up for ther kids? If parents knew of sumthin that ther kids did, should they lie for them, or demand that ther kid is ennosent?” Heer is whut the peeple hadda say about that ..................................................

“I would always in any situation protect my kids, and yes even lie and steal for them. If your not willing to do anything for them, then they are nothing more than strangers that live in your house”......................................................................Patti L.

“I have raised my kids to understand and take responsibility for there actions. I have raised my kids to not to lie, steal, or harm others in anything they do. So far so good, but if one day they ever choose to act differently, then it is out of my hands and in the Lord's. I would not cover up for their mistakes”..................................................Resale707@yahoo.com

“My son went to prison for for some very serious charges and I demanded his innocence all the way thru his trials etc etc. And to this day I still insist he is innocent and always will he is a part of me not just some person from the streets that I don't know” . . . . . . . L o l a

Well this week is the furst time we showcayse the Pendejo Of The Week. We travull the werld frum corner to corner to find the biggest Pendejos and give them ther 15 mins of Pendejo fame. So heer the werld excloosive Pendejo Of The Week!!!!! ............................

Mr. Doulas S. Smith Jr frum Dallas, TX faces a single count of receiving and distributing child pornography. The U.S. attorney's office in Fort Worth, Texas, filed the charges after federal investigators found images of children engaging in sex acts on Smith's computer.

So ther yall have it!!!!!! Mr. Smith buy the power invested in mee by the minoritees of Dallas, TX I heer buy expose yur ass, juss like the homies are always exposed for the pedo they do. Yoo put us on the spot, well we put yoo in the spot. I hope yoo reseeve the most biggest ass punishment they can give yoo and send yoo to the biggest ass prisun with the baddest gayest inmates and hope they do to yoo whut yoo thot yoo could do to ennocent kids. Pinche Baboso, yoo are now officially the Pendejo Of The Week.........

Well, thass it fer this week....gotto go...my new frend pancha is comin fer me so we can go tola pulga......chees gotta a car.....wit a radio! Te wacho.....

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